"Are coders the new dodo? ๐ฆค๐ป It's a whole vibe fr fr! #SaveTheDev #EndangeredSpecies"๐ฅ๐
๐จ๐*BREAKING NEWS*๐๐จ: Are software pros about to go extinct like the dinosaur that couldnโt keep up with *agile*? ๐ฆ๐ป Nah fam, letโs not jump off the deep end just yet. Itโs way more complicated than a โWill they, wonโt they?โ relationship with their jobs. ๐ So listen up, fam! ๐ก You gotta do the cha-cha with change like youโre auditioning for *Dancing with the Stars* ๐บ๐, or else you get left behind like a Windows 98 computer at a tech convention. ๐๐ค ๐ *Leaked Voice Recording from a โDevโ* ๐: โIf I have to learn one more coding language, I might just code my way into a black hole. No cap.โ ๐โ ๏ธ Market shifts are dropping harder than my grades in college (and thatโs saying something! ๐๐คช). Instead of seething on Twitter about AI taking over (chill, bro) ๐ค, it's time to level up your skills or risk becoming a relic in the โtech graveyard.โ ๐ชฆ๐ So, whatโs the hot take? In 2025, software devs will form a union with local baristas. โ๐ช๐ฐ And instead of code reviews, theyโll just share memes! Stonks go up! ๐๐ฅ Hit that share button if you wanna keep the digital chaos alive! ๐โจ