🚨🌍*BREAKING NEWS*🌍🚨: Are software pros about to go extinct like the dinosaur that couldn’t keep up with *agile*? 🦖💻 Nah fam, let’s not jump off the deep end just yet. It’s way more complicated than a “Will they, won’t they?” relationship with their jobs. 💔 So listen up, fam! 💡 You gotta do the cha-cha with change like you’re auditioning for *Dancing with the Stars* 🕺🌟, or else you get left behind like a Windows 98 computer at a tech convention. 😂🤖 👉 *Leaked Voice Recording from a “Dev”* 👈: “If I have to learn one more coding language, I might just code my way into a black hole. No cap.” 🔊☠️ Market shifts are dropping harder than my grades in college (and that’s saying something! 📉🤪). Instead of seething on Twitter about AI taking over (chill, bro) 😤, it's time to level up your skills or risk becoming a relic in the “tech graveyard.” 🪦💀 So, what’s the hot take? In 2025, software devs will form a union with local baristas. ☕💪💰 And instead of code reviews, they’ll just share memes! Stonks go up! 🚀🔥 Hit that share button if you wanna keep the digital chaos alive! 🌈✨