"Are coders the new dodo? π¦€π» It's a whole vibe fr fr! #SaveTheDev #EndangeredSpecies"π₯π
π¨π*BREAKING NEWS*ππ¨: Are software pros about to go extinct like the dinosaur that couldnβt keep up with *agile*? π¦π» Nah fam, letβs not jump off the deep end just yet. Itβs way more complicated than a βWill they, wonβt they?β relationship with their jobs. π So listen up, fam! π‘ You gotta do the cha-cha with change like youβre auditioning for *Dancing with the Stars* πΊπ, or else you get left behind like a Windows 98 computer at a tech convention. ππ€ π *Leaked Voice Recording from a βDevβ* π: βIf I have to learn one more coding language, I might just code my way into a black hole. No cap.β πβ οΈ Market shifts are dropping harder than my grades in college (and thatβs saying something! ππ€ͺ). Instead of seething on Twitter about AI taking over (chill, bro) π€, it's time to level up your skills or risk becoming a relic in the βtech graveyard.β πͺ¦π So, whatβs the hot take? In 2025, software devs will form a union with local baristas. βπͺπ° And instead of code reviews, theyβll just share memes! Stonks go up! ππ₯ Hit that share button if you wanna keep the digital chaos alive! πβ¨