🚨👀 BREAKING: WE’RE ALL JEF-ed! ☀️⚡️ So, Arago just cranked up the chaos by pulling in a juicy $26M seed fund for their PHOTONIC chip, codenamed JEF (not to be confused with your lazy roommate Jeff), and this bad boy’s about to get your AI energy bill looking slimmer than your phone’s battery after a TikTok binge! 💸💡 💀💨 *Apparently,* the photonic chip is like the *shrink ray* of AI: cutting energy use by 10 times, so now your AI can binge-watch Netflix guilt-free without burning a hole in your wallet! (That’s right, Tech Giants, start seething. 👿) 👽 Leaked Dev Quote: “We named this chip JEF because it's going to make all our competitors feel like freaking Jeff 🤡.” 💥🔥 Forget 5G, let’s talk about Giga-ENERGYYYY!!! Anyone else getting some HUGE galaxy brain energy from this? ☄️💫 Because if it works, the only burning sensation we’ll feel is from the sizzling hot stonks! 📈💰 In conclusion? If Arago's JEF doesn't command respect in tech, I’m ordering a lifetime supply of *this is fine* dog memes because, fam, we’re headed for a serotonin drought! 🤯🚀 Prediction: Within a year, photonic chips will make bread toasters jealous of their energy efficiency. 🥴🍞