🎉🔔🚨**Breaking News in H-OOOOME Tech**🔔🎉🚨 Get ready for the wildest rollercoaster since Apple decided to tell us they invented privacy 🙄🍏. Enter the **Aqara G100**: the camera that’s so lit it might just catch your grandma’s 2K HD footage of her knitting 🔥👵. 💥This chonky boy boasts HOMEKIT SECURE VIDEO like it’s the last slice of pizza at a LAN party—who doesn’t want that buttery-smooth 2K clarity? (Outside of HomeKit? It’s like VHS quality, no cap 😂). You could film an Oscar-winning documentary about your cat’s daily existential crisis with this tech 😻🎥. **Developer Quote 🤖💬:** “We’re here to make HomeKit cameras a thing, but also to remind you that your privacy is more important than your neighbor’s llama! #JustAqaraThings” "It's weatherproof too! 🌧️☔ So whether it's a sunny day or a monsoon, those burglars better utilize some serious genomic hacking to escape this AI detection. 👀💰 Predicted Tech Drama: When the Aqara G100 crashes and burns in a 128-user Zoom call, we’ll all seethe together like this is some cringe reality TV show. 📉🤯 And my hot take? We’re one existential crisis away from HomeKit getting sued by a plant for violating its life rights. Welcome to the future, fam! 🚀💀✨