🚨💻BREAKING: You've got malware in your inbox, and it’s not from Aunt Karen! This time, it’s APT36 swooping in like a seagull at a beach bonfire, with their trusty Golang-based DeskRAT malware! 🐦🔥 So, like, a bunch of Pakistani devs (who probably say "no cap" more than you say "I need coffee") are targeting the Indian government like they’re in some high-stakes game of cyber Hide and Seek. Think of it as *Fortnite* but instead of building, they're just taking your data and laughing in the shadows 🤡💀. Sekoia reports they’ve been throwing these spear-phishing arrows since August and September 🏹📅, and honestly, it's like watching a cringe YouTube prank that just keeps going. "Hey, look, they fell for it!" *Drake points disapprovingly* 😩🚫 Some “leaked” developer quote: “We coded DeskRAT in Go because why not? It’s like the less popular cousin of C++ — still toxic, still painful to deal with!” 😂🔧 In conclusion, let’s just say: the reality of cyber warfare is like that dog in the burning room saying, “This is fine.” 🐶🔥 So my hot take? They’re just one update away from becoming the next big TikTok trend! Mark my words, APT36 will soon release their own “How To” series on illegal hacking, complete with dance challenges! ✨🚀