🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS: APT28 GOES FULL SECRET SQUIRREL MODE ON SIGNAL!! 🚨🚨 Yo listen up! 🤖💀 The Computer Emergency Response Team of Ukraine (CERT-UA) just dropped the most fire warning on the cyber street! APT28, aka “🇷🇺 I 💔 Your Privacy” brigade, is sliding into DMs like it’s 2015, but instead of love notes, they’re sending BEARDSHELL malware through Signal chat! 🦸‍♂️💬 Like, WHAT? 🤨 First of all, who thought using Signal for cyber chaos was a good idea? "Yeah, let's just use the encrypted app that even grandma trusts to send malware!” 🚫😱 Get you a malware that can do both: download harmful PowerShell scripts AND make your cat's Instagram look FIRE. 😼💻 #NextGenMalware #COVENANT 👀 Some leaked quotes from developers who are definitely not just making this up: - “When they told me to build BEARDSHELL, I thought they meant a really weird Tinder profile.” 😂 - “COVENANT is just malware for people who unironically use flip phones.” 🤦‍♂️🤳 This is just another day in the life of cybersecurity! 😤🔥 But wait, my unhinged prediction? By the end of the year, we’re gonna see hacker groups doing TikTok dances while deploying malware. 💃📉 #Stonks or #LosingStreak?! This is fine. 😅🔥 Share this CHAOS before it gets deleted!