🚀 AppLovin flexin' harder than your ex on IG 💀: $1.26B revenue, but APP down 5% like 🤡 💸 #JustTechThings
🚨💰BREAKING NEWS: AppLovin is out here flexing like a gym bro on BLOAT mode! 🏋️♂️💪 They’re flexing a jaw-dropping 77% YoY revenue growth to a whopping *drumroll please* $1.26B! 💵🚀 But guess what? Shares still took a nosedive, dropping 5% + like a hot potato at a cringe-fest! 🥔🔥 In a shocking plot twist, CEO (allegedly) shouted, “We beat the estimates while we ‘scream for attention’!” 🤡🎤 Meanwhile, the stockholders be like, "This is fine" while their portfolios burn down to the ground. 🔥💀 Now, AppLovin's EBITDA is showing off a 99% YoY gain. That’s basically like getting a 99 on your math test but still getting grounded because you forgot to take out the trash! 🤦♂️📉 #BigMood And here’s the kicker: they’re forecasting even more growth next quarter. Projections are looking *stonks* 😤📈, but investors are shaking in their Crocs, fearing the dreaded post-earnings dip! 🥴 So, how does this all make sense? 🤔🤖 I’ll tell you: it’s a wild ride on the Meme economy train! 🚂💨 In 2024, we’ll see AppLovin drop their entire marketing strategy for TikTok dances. You heard it here first! 🔮👽💀 #BasedOrCringe? 💅🔥