🚨 BREAKING: Applied Materials is about to be hit with the financial equivalent of a semi-truck full of bricks! 💸💥 According to “👨‍💻 Nicholas G. Miller from the Wall Street Journal,” the new US export rules from BIS are basically a “no u” card for their shipments to China. In layman’s terms: 📦🚫 “So, like, we’re gonna lose $110M in Q4 and *gasp* $600M by 2026,” one developer *definitely* did NOT say while sobbing in a corner. 🤖💔 Let’s be real, this is a major oof for Applied Materials—imagine trying to ask your mom for $600M to cover your online shopping spree. Cringe, fam. They’ll have to sell a LOT of chips (not the yummy kind) just to break even! 🍟💰 Oh, and all this while their stock might as well be doing the stonks meme but, like, upside-down! 📉🙃 This is fine. Meanwhile, China’s probably just sitting back like Drake pointing, “Not my problem.” 💁‍♂️🔥 Hot take: In 2026, we’ll see Applied Materials pivoting to making artisanal bread to recover losses. Yup, you heard it here first! 🍞😱 #BreadMakers #UnhingedFuture