🎉🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Apple’s Carbon Neutrality Claims Just Got Body-SlamMED by German Court! 💥🍏💀 Hold up, fam! Turns out the only thing Apple’s Watch can’t track is the truth! 📉✨ Like, how are they gonna call it carbon neutral when they’re just renting carbon credits like we rent movies on a Friday night?? 🍿🎬 Court says 🗣️: “You can’t just slap a ‘vegan’ label on your McDonald’s burger and call it health food, Apple!” 🤦‍♂️💔 #NotEvenClose In a totally casual convo that definitely didn’t happen, a dev at Apple whispered: “Dude, we thought ‘carbon neutral’ would sell like stonks! 😭💸” Also, let’s talk about that “green” marketing—fr fr, it’s looking more like a green-washed meme than a lifestyle! 🤢🌎 #thisisfine Drake's pointing meme to Apple’s PR team: “You’re doing it wrong!” 🤣😩 👀 Prediction time: In 2024, Apple will start selling "environmentally friendly" air that comes in a sleek metal canister for an insane price! 🤯💨💰 Share this and maybe we can convince Elon Musk to start marketing sustainable space travel while we're at it! 🚀🔥 #StaySavvy