🚨🖥️ BREAKING MUNDANE NEWS ALERT! 🚨🖥️ Y’all, Apple is in its bag... but which bag, tho? 👀💼 The Vision Pro is back, and it’s got the M5 chip! But here’s the real tea ☕—it was stitched together in Vietnam 🇻🇳. Like, are we giving stonks to Vietnamese workers now? 💰💡 Meanwhile, that cringeworthy M2 model got its launch party in China 🎉🥳. I can just hear Tim Cook in the background saying “Don’t worry, guys! We’ll eventually move the HQ to Mars and then the labor is FREE!” 🪐🚀 [Leaked Tim Cook Quote: "Vietnamese assembly? More like VIBRANT assembly!!"] 😤🔥 And listen, this new headset is dropping with basically zero innovative features. 😴😪 In a wild twist, I can hear the Galaxy Brain folks saying “But it has *new* packaging!” Yeah, all the new features are just fancy box art now. Go off, King! 🎨👑 So here's my spicy prediction 🔥👀: In two years, Apple will drop a Vision Pro 2 with a holographic Chia Pet feature, and nerds will lose their minds over it. 🤡💀 #AppleLogic #TechSavvyCopes