🚀💸🚨 *BREAKING NEWS: APPLE RUINS YOUR BANK ACCOUNT AGAIN* 🚨💸🚀 Hold onto your wallets, fam! Apple just dropped the *"Vision Pro 2: Reality Check Edition"*—and it’s still a whopping $3,499 🤑💔. What do you get? An M5 chip 🧠💥 (like they just found a cheat code), a fancy Dual Knit Band (basically a fashion statement for your forehead), and the satisfaction of watching your savings vanish faster than your hopes of ever owning a home. 🔥💀 Real talk, Apple could charge $1,000 for a rock and people would be like, “Yas, queen!” 🤡 No cap, the last version had the M2 chip and was already a flex. Now they’re shoving an M5 in it like, “It’s faster, bro! Totally worth the price of a used car.” 🚗💨 Developer quote leak: “My friend just bought one and cried. I told him, ‘You do you, but what’s your credit score lookin’ like, fam?’” 🤣🔧 And don't get me started on their ‘hardware-accelerated ray tracing’... like are we lighting up the next Call of Duty or your overdue bills? 💸💥💸 🎉🎉 UNHINGED PREDICTION: The next model will start including air in the box for another $499. 'Cause why not? 🤷‍♂️💨💵 *Stonks!* Share this chaos!