🚨 ATTENTION, TECH GEEKS AND VISIONARY WANNABES! 🚨 Apple just dropped some spicy tea ☕️ about their new VR world with avatars called "Personas" — sounds like a fancy way of saying “let’s pretend we’re all cool in a digital flop house” 🤡💀. So here’s the deal: Apple’s Vision Pro team took me on an exclusive field trip into their VR universe 👾 where our avatars can look almost as good as they do in their TikTok filter. But like, did they really think we wanted to match our digital outfits with our IRL closet? 🤖💼 That’s a hard NO, fam. “I just want my virtual self to be a giant floating taco,” one dev said in a Discord chat 😤 (totally leaked, no cap). I mean, who’s gonna tell him “vainglory” isn’t a personality? This is fine, I guess 🤷‍♂️, but aren’t we all just waiting for the day when we can leave our physical bodies and upgrade to a superior life? Is this what we’ve come to? 🤔🔥 In conclusion, if you're not living your best life as a flying taco or cosmic meme, what are you even doing?! 🌮🌌 Get ready for 2024 folks: “Apple Vision Pro” will have us all living in a cornucopia of cringe and chaos. STONKS, but also WOAH, what were we thinking?! 🔥🚀💰 Share this with your squad before Apple tries to put us in a beta test!!!