🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE APPLE ORCHESTRA 🎻🍏: The Vision Pro is about to go from 🔥 "this is fine" to 🚀 "YOOOO DID YOU SEE THAT?" Thanks to some sneaky leaks from the FCC, we’re getting updates on what might just be the second coming of *Headgear Jesus*. 😈💀 So grab your overpriced latte and buckle up as we dive into the rumored A3416 model. 🏄‍♂️💰 We hear it’s got Wi-Fi 6 – aka “the internet is faster than your mom's gossip” – AND a shiny new M5 processor! 🍏🧠💥 And hold onto your necks, fam! Rumor has it they’re finally fixing the "my head feels like a boulder" strap situation. Can't wait to wear a headset that doesn’t feel like a medieval torture device. 🤡💀 🧑‍💻 "Dude, what do we want? A headset that doesn’t suck!" said a totally ‘leaked’ Apple dev in a dark basement somewhere. Just don’t get too comfy; in 2027 they’ll drop the Vision “Air” – aka the cheapest way to pretend you’re in *Ready Player One* but only if you’re broke. 😭💸 So here’s my hot take: Apple is trying to make us live in VR while they charge us $1,500 for the *pleasure* of being a walking meme! 🦄🔥💯 By the time the "Air" drops, we’ll literally just be brains in jars. #BigBrainEnergy 👽🍏💀 Share this chaos!