🍏🚨 Get ready to feel ancient, folks! Apple just tossed a whole buffet of nostalgia onto the vintage scrap heap! 🤯💀 Like that dusty old album you used to jam to, the iPhone 11 Pro Max and *sniff sniff* every Apple Watch Series 3 are now vintage! 🕰️✨ You heard it here first: Apple is one foot in the grave! This is not a drill! 🔥 Spotted by the tech sleuths at Mac Rumors, Apple’s like “hey, remember these? Now they’re in the grandma-will-love-it aisle! 😭” PEAK *this is fine* energy! 🍵🔥 🧠💥 Developer quote leak incoming: “We tossed them on the vintage list so all you loyal stans can cry over your software updates while we sell you overpriced chargers! Stonks? More like grim reaper vibes, no cap! 💰💀” Drake is pointing to the iPhone 11 Pro like, “You were once the *main character* but now you’re a vintage sidekick.” 👈🤦‍♂️ In conclusion, don’t sleep on this hot take: In 2025, we’ll all be worshiping the iPhone 12 Mini as the holy relic of the smartphone era! 🔮📱💔 #AppleSucks #VintageVibes #TechRIP