🚨🍏 *BREAKING* News from the Cult of Apple 🍏🚨 Guys, buckle up because Apple has just dropped a redesign bomb on us for the TV app in iOS 26 and tvOS 26! 💣💻 Did they go full-on 'Liquid Glass'? Sounds like they're serving us fancy water instead of new features! 🥴💧🤡 Let’s dissect this madness: *"What’s new?"* they say, like we’re not still figuring out how to turn Siri off after she rudely interrupted our Netflix binge. 😂💀 Seriously, it’s like they want us to watch our bank accounts dry while screaming “this is fine” 🔥🙃. So, what’s fresh? Just a couple of UI updates to distract us from the fact that we’re STILL stuck in a content wasteland where every show ends with “please subscribe to Apple TV+ for more.” 🥲💸 *Elon Musk voice* “To the moon!” But really, our wallets are just crying in the corner. Leaked Dev Quote: "Yeah, we just wanted to make the app shinier. Nobody actually uses it anyway, right?" 🤔💭💔 So here’s my hot take: Expect Apple to unveil an *iToilet* next—because why not? 🤯🚀 #Stonks #LiquidPoop 💥💥Share this chaos and watch your friends collectively lose their minds!💥💥