🚨✨ BIG NEWS ALERT! 🚨✨ Grab your popcorn (🍿) because Apple just launched its Mini Apps Partner Program and we’re here for the chaos! 💥🥳 So, let me get this straight: Apple and Tencent decided to shake hands ✋ like it’s a Tinder date gone right, and now they're charging devs 15% commission for that sweet, sweet mini-app action. 😱💰 THAT’S RIGHT, folks! You can now add "Apple's mini-apps liaison" to your résumé – no cap! 😏💼 Developer #1: “Hey bro, did you hear? We gotta give Apple a slice of our stonks! 💸” Developer #2: “Yeah, but at least it’s just 15%! Let’s just pretend it isn’t a tax for entering the App Store!!” 🤡 But hold up! Isn’t this just the tech version of “Hey, can I borrow your car? I’ll only take a little gas money”? 🚗💨 That’s like asking for 15% of my fries when I distinctly said, "No share, bro!" 🍟🔪🚫 In the end, Apple’s out here playing Monopoly while developers are just trying to get their chance to hit boardwalk. You know what this means? 🤯💥 The next “big” app we all download will probably just be a glorified .gif of a cat juggling flaming swords. 🔥💀 MARK MY WORDS – in 2024, Apple’s gonna ask for commissions on our thoughts! 🤖💭 “15% for your idea, please!” This is fine. 😐💔 #RIPDeveloperDreams