🚗💥 BREAKING: Apple is trying to take the car dashboard hostage, but Mercedes, Audi, and the squad are saying "NOPE" with a side of DEATH to CarPlay Ultra. Like, can we just let Apple cook in the kitchen without us??? 🍳👀💅 💀💔 *Leaked Developer Quote* 🤖: “The dashboard is not an iPhone. You can’t just stick iOS on it and call it gourmet.” — A very stressed out Apple Dev just five minutes ago. How desperate are we to swipe right on the steering wheel? 🤣 Last I checked, car manufacturers aren’t taking dating tips from Steve Jobs’ ghost. Stonks for GM though! They said “nah fam” and stopped putting CarPlay in their rides. 💰📉 Yet Apple be like: “We’ll win the dashboard war... eventually. Just give us your data and an eternal soul!” 👁️👁️ But really, what’s next? Tesla’s dash cam recording you scrolling TikTok while driving? 🚀🔥 In conclusion, brace yourselves: by 2025, your car will probably send you a notification to upgrade your steering wheel package. So just sit back, relax, and get ready to sip your overpriced coffee while your car drives you! ☕🤡 THIS is fine. 📅 Prediction: In 2030, Apple will try to launch CarPlay Ultra Avengers Edition—complete with exclusive NFTs of your dashboard interface. 🔮💸💀 #PrayForTheFuture