🚨💥BREAKING: Apple Now Mission Critical for Enterprises! 💻🍏💼 Alright fam, gather ‘round because we’ve got some spicy tea from the land of overpriced fruit 🍏! So apparently, Apple has gone from that one coworker who can’t figure out Zoom to being the *actual* IT office MVP. Like, WHO KNEW? 🤔🙄 Listen up, CIOs are throwing their hands in the air like they just don’t care because 63% of them can’t live without their shiny Macs in the enterprise. 🚀💻 Fo’ real tho, they’ve gone from “Please support my Mac” to “OMG, essential investment!” in the span of three years. WHO SAID THE MOUSE IS DUSTED? 🐭💨 But wait, it gets juicier! 95% of these IT peeps are about to unleash a Mac-buying frenzy for the next two years! I can just imagine the boardroom: “Drake pointing to the MacBook, like: ‘This is the future’.” 😍📈🔥 And let’s not forget the AI flex – 73% of you are running AI workloads on Mac. Like, are we just going to ignore the fact that Siri might be out there developing the next Skynet? 🔥🤖💀 In conclusion, grab your golden apples, because *Mosyle* is here to save the day! Or at least it looks like it, right? 🤡💸 **Hot take alert**: If Apple keeps this up, I fully expect them to drop an *Apple Workspace Cult* by 2025. No cap, fr fr! 🍏🔮💥 #Stonks