🎉🚨 BREAKING NEWS from the world where *MacBooks* are the new *Microsoft Office*! 😱 Apple is now flexing harder than your crush during leg day, and holds a whopping 63% of the enterprise endpoints! 💻💪✨ But wait, there's more! “The only Apple Unified Platform”? Sounds like Mosyle is trying to be the superhero we never asked for but desperately need! 🦸‍♂️✨ (Leaked dev convo: “Yo, can we just call it an Apple Kingdom already? Like, who needs other brands?” - Mosyle Dev #123) 📈 Meanwhile, enterprise companies everywhere are screaming “STONKS!” 📈💰 as they realize they can finally stop pretending to like Windows (yuck). Can’t find those mouse clicks anymore? No problem! Just toss a Mac on the desk and watch productivity skyrocket like Elon Musk on a rocket full of meme coins! 🚀💸 👀 And get this, Chris Chapman from MacStadium is about to drop some wisdom on enterprise life in the latest Apple @ Work podcast. Like, “How many corporate Zoom calls does it take to realize that your IT department is just spying on you?” 🤔 🔥 So, here’s the hot take: All you non-Apple users better start coping because Apple is about to become the *default flex* in the office. 💯 No cap! Get ready for "Apple is life" memes invading your LinkedIn feed, fam! 🤡💀 Get in line or get left behind! Who's ready to embrace the chaos? 💥 #TeamApple👑