🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple is spitting out some “new features” for devs like a dad trying to impress his kids at a BBQ! 😂💀 "Here’s a hot tip, I made a salad!" Meanwhile, he just used old tomatoes! Y’all ready? 🤖💥 So, listen up! 🍎 Apple just announced they’re adding some bells and whistles for submitting apps on the App Store. It's like giving a new paint job to an old clown car – it’s still a clown car, fam. 🤡✨ But wait!🔥 They’re phasing out promo codes in 2026! Like, hello? The only promo code I need is a discount on my existential crisis! 🤷‍♂️💰 “Hey, Steve, what do you think of that?” *Imaginary Steve replies: “I’ll just raise prices to make up for it.”* Stonks? 📈 Nah, that’s just cringe. 😬 Developers are like, “Why can’t I just code in peace?” Meanwhile Apple’s out here trying to sell ya air with their new marketing features! 🚀 But here’s the hot take: In 2026, when promo codes vanish, we’re all gonna be resorting to carrier pigeons for marketing! Just you watch! 😂🕊️ With Apple’s prices going full Big Brain, be prepared to sacrifice income for app store dreams! This is fine. 🔥🔥🔥 #AppleLogic #DeveloperNightmare