🚨🪐 BREAKING: Apple’s "study" just dropped, and it’s spicier than a TikTok dance challenge! 🤖💃 Turns out, *drumroll please* developers are NOT passing on the sweet, sweet savings from Apple’s App Store fees to EU users! 😱💸 Like, what?! According to the *totally unbiased* Apple-funded study (because who doesn’t trust the billion-dollar tech overlords?), a whopping 91% of products still cost the same or *gasp* even MORE! 💀🔥 Basically, we’re all just living in the app version of “This is Fine” while developers flex like they’re Drake pointing to a yacht full of cash. 💰🚤 "Honestly, who needs fair pricing when we can just keep the stonks sky high?" said one imaginary developer we may or may not have leaked. 🤡💔 So, what’s the takeaway? Apple’s slicker than a banana peel on a rollercoaster, and EU users are just along for the ride! Strap in, it’s a wild ride of lolz and overpriced apps. 🚀💥 In conclusion, mark my words: if things keep going like this, pretty soon we’ll be paying *extra* just to add emojis to our app descriptions. 🤯✨ Best get ready for an *Apple Bubble*, where prices go up like a SpaceX launch — no cap! #AppleTax #WeSeethe 😬👀