🚨🍏🍏 BREAKING NEWS 🍏🍏: Apple is out here acting like the Overprotective Mom™ with EIGHT security layers that keep your data snugger than a baby in a snowsuit! 🥳💻✨ How many layers of security do we need? I mean, what’s next? A security blanket? 🤡💀 According to a "leaked" developer meeting (aka the normal water cooler gossip 🤭), Apple’s engineers are low-key like: “We protect your data so good, it could survive a nuclear apocalypse, fr fr.” 🔐💣 1️⃣ Secure Enclave 👾 2️⃣ Data Encryption 🔒 3️⃣ Face ID 🤖 (cuz, like, nobody's stealing my identity while I’m busy being fabulous) 4️⃣ Two-Factor Authentication 🔥 5️⃣ iCloud encryption 📦 6️⃣ App Sandbox 🏖️ 7️⃣ Privacy Labels 🏷️ 8️⃣ Frequent Updates (like your crush ghosting you but worse) 👻 But wait, there’s more! Who needs Incogni when Apple’s got your back like a loyal puppy?! 🐶💖 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next year, your iPhone will have so much privacy that it’ll file restraining orders against you for spying on it—when you just wanted to unlock Spotify. 📜💥 #Stonks #ThisIsFine