🚨BREAKING NEWS: APPLE’S PLAN TO RECLAIM THE THRONE👑📱🚀 Hold onto your AirPods, fam! 🍏💥 According to the all-knowing wizards at Counterpoint Research (who we assume are just a bunch of interns locked in a basement), Apple is about to snatch the title of world’s top phone maker back from Samsung. Like a dog on a leash chasing after a squirrel 🍏🐶👉🐿️ — so close yet so far! iPhone 17? More like iPhone 17-Second-Place! 😂💀 This phone is gearing up to shatter records while Samsung's sitting there like “this is fine” 🔥😅. Meanwhile, Tim Cook is probably rubbing his hands like a cartoon villain saying, “The world shall know my applesauce!” 🍏🔮 👀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we just slapped some more cameras on it and marketed it as 5G! Easy stonks, bro.” - *Anonymous Apple Dev* 🙃🚀 Drake's pointing meme? Yeah, that’s Samsung looking at Apple’s latest wave of hype music: “I can't even cope!” 💸💔 Free advice for Samsung: maybe stop releasing a new Galaxy every three weeks? It's giving "desperate ex" vibes 💔🚫. Hot take: The iPhone 17 will feature a new teleportation app and we'll all be making TikToks from 2024 while Samsung users will still be updating their devices 💀✨. Get ready for chaos! 💣🌌