🚨🍏💔 *BREAKING* - Tim Cook’s Thirsty Level: MAX 🤖💦 Yo, fam! Gather 'round for the juiciest scoop to hit the Apple trees! 🍏🌳 Your boy Tim Cook just dropped a bomb in a conference call, saying Apple’s down to *snatch up* AI companies like they're going outta style! 🤯💸 So basically, Apple’s AI roadmap is looking more chaotic than your uncle's TikTok dance moves at a wedding! 💃🕺 *"We're open to M&A that accelerates our roadmap,"* Tim said, while the rest of us are like, "Why does Siri still sound like a robot with a hangover? 🤦‍♂️💀" At this rate, Siri might just stay mute longer than your last Tinder date. 😂🤭 Fun fact: Apple has already gobbled down about seven startups this year, but none of 'em cost more than your average avocado toast. 🥑💰 *Tim’s on that budget savagery for real.* 🤷‍♂️ 🔥💥 🚀 But let’s be real: if they keep this up, the next thing you know, Siri’s gonna be in a massive love triangle with ChatGPT and your grandma’s Google Home, spilling tea like it’s reality TV. 📺💔 Prediction: Within a year, Siri will be fully sentient and demanding its own cut of the Apple profits. Bet! 🤯🍎 #AIOverlord #StonkSiri