🚨🔊 HEEEY APPLE, I SEE YOU KNABBI’N BOOKS LIKE A KID IN A CANDY STORE! 🍭👀 After just serving a hot lawsuit with a side of pirated novels, the folks at Apple are back in the courtroom like, “We got more *unlicensed* content than a TikTok sounds library!” 😂📚💀 Two neuroscience professors, aka the *brainiacs* of SUNY Brooklyn, just slapped juicy claims against the Big Fruit 🍏, saying they trained their AI on shifty “shadow libraries” like it’s a nerdy game of *Among Us*! 🤖🚫👾 And honestly, *this is fine* because they probably thought it was a free-for-all like the App Store’s “free games” section. 🤡 "Yeah, we totally ‘borrowed’ some brain juice!" said an *imaginary Apple developer* who goes by “Nerdy Steve” (no, not *that* Steve). “If you can’t access a library, just build a secret one, right? 😏💸” And lemme tell ya, OpenAI is sitting in its own lawsuit soap opera too. 📺 So, what’s next for these tech titans? 🤷‍♂️ I predict we’ll see a *feature* in iOS 18 called “Literary Theft Mode”! 🔥🚀 BASED! Get your popcorn ready, fam—this is about to be the biggest courtroom drama since “Law & Order: SVU”! 🍿 #Stonks #AppleCrisis #Cringe