🔥🚨 **BREAKING: Apple’s Bug Bounty is Basically a “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” for Hackers! 💰💻** 🔥🚨 Y’all ever see a company cook up a scheme that’s less “trust us” and more “you might actually get a bag to mess with our products”? 😂🍏🤡 Apple just dropped a bug bounty reward that has hackers out there plotting like they’re in a heist movie! 🎬💸 Imagine the meeting: "Hey, what if instead of strapping on a VR headset and playing ‘the most dangerous game,’ we pay people to break our stuff? Genius!" -said some Apple exec with a *big brain* 💭💀. Ivan Krstić, the big cheese at Apple, flexed on WIRED like he’s the nerdy Thanos of the tech world: “You could score a cool $5 million if you expose our disastrous security!" 🔥💳 What a time to be alive! Can't wait for the inevitable *“This is fine”* meme with a bunch of Apple nerds watching their devices get owned! 🍏🔥 So if you’re out there and have some top-tier hacking skills, fr fr, go get those stonks! 📈💥 *Unhinged Prediction*: In a few months, Apple will be offering its own version of *The Hunger Games* but for iOS developers. May the odds be ever in your favor, because who needs privacy when there's money on the line? 😅🚀