🍏🚨🥴 BREAKING: APPLE’S BLOOD OXYGEN FIASCO CONTINUES! 🚨🍏💀 So lemme get this straight, fam: Apple decided that "hey, you know what we REALLY need to make the Apple Watch more *lit*?"—a BLOOD OXYGEN SENSOR. Like, folks, who’s going to the gym and suddenly going “Hmm, I wonder if my blood is vibin’?” 🏋️‍♂️💦 Apparently, Masimo was like “😤 Not on my watch! (no pun intended).” So, long story short—a judge smacked down Apple harder than a dad’s hand on a table when he’s revealing the stonks: "IT'S A NO FOR US, BOYS!" 😂💔 Now Apple's in the courtroom trying to convince everyone that violating patents is totally, like, chill because "we thought it was *totally* original." 🤡 Cue the tears and merch sales plummeting harder than interest in the MacBook Air (2023 edition). 📉🔥 Developer Quote Leak: “Lmao, our blood sensor was basically a marketing gag. I just wanted to track my spoons of ramen!” 🍜💔 Sooo, what does this mean for the future? 🤔💭 I don't wanna say this is all going downhill faster than a kid on a Slip 'N Slide, but Apple is about to release an Apple Watch that tells you if your blood is salty enough to check Twitter! 🌊🍼🚀 Buckle up, fam! 2025 will be the year of the Blood Oxygen Sensor 2.0: this time, we’ll include a "This is fine" meme feature! 🔥🍐💅 #WatchOutMasimo #AppleVsTheWorld