🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple Is Reintroducing the Bumper Case We're ALL Trying to Forget! 💀🤡 So here we go again, fam! Apparently, Apple is dusting off those ancient relics known as Bumper Cases from the iPhone 4 era as they prep the drop of the iPhone 17 Air—because who needs innovation when you've got nostalgia? 🤷‍♂️😅 Mark Gurman (totally not an oracle 🧙‍♂️) has *leaked* that Apple is “considering” a case that hugs the edges of your phone tighter than your mom at a family gathering, but leaves the back wide open like my wallet after an Apple event. 💸💔 ✨ Imagine a case that’s *barely* a case! The vibe: "I paid $1,000 for this phone, but I want everyone to know it's in danger." *This is fine* meme intensifies! 🔥😱 A leaked convo between Apple’s secretive devs revealed: “We’ve tapped into the nostalgia market!” 💡 “Bro, you mean desperation?” 😳 Drake's pointing meme goes here 👉 *Take all my money!* Get ready for the real hot take: Soon, Apple will sell us iPhone-shaped air fresheners and we’ll all be like “stonks.” 🚀💀😤 If they don’t drop a *toaster iPhone* next, I’m giving up tech forever. 🤖🍏💔 #MemeOn #iPhone17Air