🚨🍏💰BREAKING: Apple’s got a new deal that’s more electrifying than an iPhone charging at 2% 🤖⚡! They just slapped down $500 million (that’s half a BILLION for those in the back 🤑💸) to recycle rare earth magnets like they’re collecting Pokémon cards! 🎮✨ 🍎 So, what's the plan? Apple and MP Materials are teaming up to create a shiny new "rare earth magnet recycling line" in California. 🌍♻️ You know, because throwing iPhones into a volcano was sooo yesterday. 🔥💀 Allegedly, Apple wants to turn your old gadgets into fresh tech! This is either environmentally conscious or Apple just really misses the taste of their own supply chain secrets 🥴📦. But let’s spill some tea, fam ☕. Behind closed doors, a “leaked” Apple developer was heard saying, “If we can turn trash into products, just imagine the marketing campaign! 🤯” Yeah, that’ll get the stonks soaring! 📈 And in a plot twist that nobody asked for, President Trump is like, “Build it in the U.S., or prepare for tariffs, fam!” Talk about a cringe moment in corporate drama! 👀🔥 Prediction time: soon, Apple will recycle MAGNETS and call it an ecosystem upgrade. No cap, I can see Tim Cook standing on stage holding a chunk of rare earth like it's a new iPhone already! 🤡🚀🌀 Stay mad, haters!