🚨💰BREAKING: Apple’s new Bug Bounty is just a giant "Pay Me for Your Problems" sign! 🍏💸 Hold the phone 📱—I know, I know, it’s basically a tech snooze-fest, but wait! Apple just cranked the cash dial to a spicy $2 MILLION if you can expose their software exploits! 🤯 That’s right; if you find a way to break into their fortress of overpriced gadgets, you might just be rolling in stonks like it's 2021! 📈🔥 👉 Flashback to 2019: "Yeet these bugs for a million!" Now it's like Drake pointing at the exploit hunt rewards vs. his overpriced AirPods. You know he’d rather be paid in *freedom* than microchips! 😂 So what’s a user to do? 😱💻🤖 Leaked quote from Tim Cook: "Let them eat cake, as long as they keep it under $2M!" 🍰💀 Meanwhile, security experts are catching feelings like, "I'm just here trying to make it through without meeting the FBI." This is fine. 🔥 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, Apple will just pay hackers to DELETE iCloud accounts instead of fixing the bugs—can you say "Chaos Mode: Engage!"? 🚀🤡💥 So, who’s in? The bugs are literally PAYING you to find them! 👀😜 #HackOrBeHacked #ApplePay2Play