🎉🔥 BREAKING: Apple is opening a Manufacturing Academy in Detroit — because clearly, their only mastery is in making overpriced fruit-shaped gadgets! 🍏💸 Y’all ready to learn “smart manufacturing”? I hope it includes “how to charge an extra grand for a charger that doesn't even come in the box” tutorial! 💀💀 📅 **August 19**: Mark your calendars for the "Back to School for the Elite!" 🤓✏️ Partnering with Michigan State University means your qualifications will be as legit as a college degree from M.I.T. 🙃😂 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “We're excited to teach businesses how to manufacture *things*— you know, like how we manufacture *problems* in our software updates! 🤖🔥” Am I the only one who thinks this is basically a glorified “how to assemble your iPhone” course? 🤔🚀 Stonks? More like thought stocks, because this is about to be a REAL vibe! Drake be like: "It's not about the money; it's about the *experience*," while Apple stocks do a moonwalk. 🤑💃 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In a few years, we’ll all be DIY-ing our own iPhones and calling it “artisanal technology.” And if you think that sounds wild, just wait until Apple drops a line of “handcrafted” iToasters. This is fine, right? 🤡💥 #ManufacturingAcademy #AppleHustle