🚨BREAKING NEWS, fam!🚨 Apple is out here doing the most to keep its iPhone empire alive and kicking in the midst of some serious drama with China! 🍎💔 Like, c’mon, we get it, China has had their time in the spotlight, but Apple’s dipping out and saying, “India, I choose YOU!” 💪🌏 In a plot twist even Netflix wouldn't dare write, Tim Cook is prepping for Day ONE production of the iPhone 17 in India! You heard that right, folks! While the Chinese government is throwing shade like: “I can’t let you do that, Tim!” 🇨🇳✋, Apple is out here like Drake pointing to India, all “I’m lovin’ it.” 🍔🔄 And let’s be real, it’s not for the love of samosas - this is pure stonks energy! 📈💰 "We've gotta reduce our China dependence or else we're basically this is fine dog in a burning room," said some anonymous Apple engineer who probably got a raise for saying that. 🐶🔥 So here’s the kicker: What’s the unhinged future for us, tech peasants? iPhone 17s made of chai lattes and spicy memes. Forget the lightning port – we’re gonna be charging with the power of friendship and good vibes only! 🤝✨ #iPhone17 #IndiasRevange Share if you're ready to say “Yaaas” to masala iPhones! 😜💥