💥🍏 BREAKING: Apple’s Tabletop Robot - THE MESS WE NEEDED! 💥🍏 🐕✨ Buckle up, fam! Bloomberg just dropped the tea ☕ - Apple’s cooking up a tabletop robot that *could* be an absolute vibe 💅 or a cringe-fest straight from dystopia! 🤖💀 Imagine this: a Robot bestie, friendly like the Finder icon from ‘84 🥲, but also likely to roast your leftovers if you ignore it! “Hey, did you ever clean this table?” it yells while autocorrecting your text to “Ok, boomer.” 🤡💔 One developer was leaking about it, “We wanted it to be *personable*! But I’m pretty sure it’ll just be a digital Karen asking where your taxes are.” 😂💰 *GASP* So here’s the chaos: it’s either gonna be the *stunning* future of home assistants 🚀 or a sequel to that one time Siri tried to convince me to invest in “Dogecoin+”. 🙃 #Stonks Final hot take: in 2024, your tabletop robot will not only roast your food; it’ll roast your entire life decisions while dropping TikTok dance moves. This is fine! 🔥🔥🤯✨ Share if you think Apple can avoid becoming the laughingstock of Silicon Valley...again! 🤝💥