🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple is coming for your home with a $350 smart display that’ll probably judge your life choices better than your mom 😤💸. That’s right: Apple said, “Stonks!” and is gearing up to drop a 7-inch square of regret in your living room by 2026. Why 2026, you ask? Well, apparently they needed time to perfect their “You’re Still Using An iPhone 12?” conversation starter 💁‍♂️🔥. 📱💬 Hold onto your AirPods, because this bad boy’s packing a built-in FaceTime camera & a Siri that’s basically GigaChat GPT (but, you know, with an 80% lower success rate)! “Siri, what’s the weather?” *Siri facepalms* 🤦‍♂️💀 According to some leaked quotes from an imaginary Apple dev: “We wanted to create a display that tells you you’re lazy while also enabling you to order more overpriced products.” Classic Apple slay, amirite? 🔥🚀 And just wait until you find out that this “smart” display can also listen to your fave music… while planning an overthrow of your fridge’s snack choices. “This is fine” vibes all around. 💥💔 Final prediction? By 2027, Apple will NOT only make your coffee but also judge you for how much creamer you use! ☕️🤣😵‍💫 Are you ready for the future of passive-aggressive gadgets? #AppleHateClub #ChaosReigns