🍏💻 **BREAKING NEWS: APPLE MIGHT FINALLY LET YOU TOUCH YOUR TOUCHSCREEN** 💻🍏 Y’all, gather ‘round because the Apple blender 🚀 just cranked it up to 11! 😱 According to EXCLUSIVE *leaks* from the ever-reliable supply chain oracle, Ming-Chi Kuo (who apparently has a direct line to Tim Cook’s coffee machine ☕), the MacBook Pro is getting a touchscreen! 👀🔥 You heard that right. In 2026, we could be slapping our MacBooks like they’re a budget iPad and thinking, “Wow, this is fine,” while we’re actually in a dumpster fire of a tech world. 💩🔥 But wait, it gets juicier! Not only are they cooking up a touchscreen 🔥, these OLED MacBooks will have fancy “on-cell touch tech.” Whatever that means?! 🤷‍♂️ I’m just here for the memes! Just imagine this convo at Apple HQ: **Jony Ive:** "Touching the MacBook is revolutionary!" **Some Guy:** "Dude, this is literally what iPads do." **Jony:** "CRINGE! It’s called evolution! 🦖" Now that iPads are basically the Swiss Army knives of computers, can we finally ditch the keyboard? 🤔 🔥🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: By 2028, Apple’s plan will be to replace all screens with holograms you can poke, and the entire Macintosh team will be working from Mars! Stay mad, Microsoft! 🪐💰💀 #TouchMe #Stonks