🚨🍏 BREAKING NEWS: APPLE CAUGHT HANDLING HAZARDOUS WASTE LIKE A TEENAGER WITH A JUICE BOX! 🍏🚨 Y'all, Apple just got smacked with an EPA penalty for playing dirty with hazardous waste management! 😱💩 That’s right, the tech overlords are not just tossing your old iPhones in the alley! Imagine Johnny from *The Office* handling hazardous waste and that's Apple right now. 😂📱 Sources say that Apple’s “Waste Management Team” is just a bunch of interns who thought “hazardous” was just a fancy name for their MacBooks when they break!! 💀💻 The EPA was like, “Hold up, fam!” while Apple was over there trying to play the “this is fine” meme like it’s 2020 all over again. 🔥🐶 But wait, someone leaked a spicy convo from the Apple HQ: **Tim Cook**: "Just say it's environmentally friendly!" **Intern**: "But it's literally toxic, sir!" **Tim Cook**: "That's for the marketing team to figure out—GOOOO!" 😂💸 Apple just wanted to keep their stonks up, but now they’re handling penalties like a bad Tinder date. 🤡💔 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Apple will release an *iHazWaste* app that allows users to track their own hazardous waste violations while donating to the “We’re Totally Not Culpable” fund! 💰🚀 Share if you’re ready to live in this chaotic timeline! 🌀⚡️