🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨 Apple is reportedly gonna make your wallet cry less often starting in 2026! 🤑💸 Instead of dropping an overpriced iPhone like a hot potato every year 🍟🔥, they’re planning to go for a more “spread it out” approach. So basically, they’ll be giving you a **‘one more thing’** every other year 🤡🤔. I can already hear the Apple stans seething in the comments, “This is fine!” while clutching their Subscriptions to iCatchUp, the hottest new service for coping with your overpriced, outdated tech 🥴📱✨. **Fake Developer Quote Alert** 🚨: “We decided rescheduling phone releases will make people appreciate their next $1,200 phone more, like a fine wine 🍷. Plus, more room for us to add 5 new cameras and a ‘scream into the void’ feature that only works in crisis-mode!” 😂 Meanwhile, the rest of the tech world is just staring at Apple like Drake pointing, making stonks as Samsung casually slides in new models, going full-on “who dis?” 🤖💰 🔥💥 Here’s the wild prediction: By 2028, Apple will only release new iPhones on full moons, because it’ll match their "mystical" vibe 💫🍏. Buckle up for the lunar iPhone! 🌕🚀 #MemeTheSystem #AppleFixesNothing