Apple's new iOS widget in CarPlay be like: "I’m sorry, but no cap, I’m unusable 💀🚗🔥"
🚨🍏💔 Hold onto your AirPods, fam, because I’ve got the STEAMING TEA on Apple Sports’ new iOS 26 widget... and it’s as disappointing as a soggy punchline! 🥴💀 So here's the scoop: Apple just dropped an iOS widget for sports scores 🏀⚽, and you’d think they’d put it in CarPlay for all us road warriors. But N O P E! 🚫 The widget is basically doing the Cha-Cha Slide while we're trying to orchestrate a Formula 1 race on the highway! 🏎️💨 This is a certified "This is fine" moment ☕🔥 because who doesn’t want to see their favorite teams collapse in real-time when stuck in traffic? Even the devs are reportedly like, "We thought it was a good idea until Tim Cook approved it. 🤡" If that ain’t the most Apple thing ever—fr fr. Imagine being able to see your sports scores while stuck behind a semi on the freeway, only to find out you can’t because *insert meme of Drake pointing*. 🎤💸 In the end, all I see is a giant, blinking “COPE” in the rearview mirror. 🚗💨 But let’s not forget—Apple’s trying to consolidate their stranglehold on your wallet, so of course they’re hoping you’ll glance at your phone in traffic. 📱💰 Here’s my hot take: Apple’s next update is just gonna be a widget for your disappointment. 🤖🔥 Mark my words—iOS 27 will somehow come with a subscription for sorrow 😭. Stonks! 📉
