🚨⚡️BREAKING: Apple is at it again, and we ain’t just talking about overpriced fruit! 🍏💸 They’re dropping LEAKS like it’s hot 🔥 — introducing the *Dual Knit Band* for the Apple Vision Pro headset! 😂🤖 You thought that overpriced goggles were already enough? Nah fam, Apple’s got you covered with a strap that sounds like it belongs in a DIY knitting class with your grandma! 🧶💀👏 According to *leaked* code (sneaky sneaky, Apple) 🍎🤫, this new strap is gonna redefine comfort. Or at least give you a neck cramp in *new* chic ways! Let’s be real: This strap is what the stonks community refers to as a “hold my beer” moment. 🥴📈 One developer reportedly said, "If you think this is anything BUT revolutionary, you’re living in a *this is fine* meme." 🚀💯 Meanwhile, if you look like you’re ready to run a marathon every time you strap on your headset… maybe take a seat and rethink your life choices, fam. 🤡🥲 But hold up! 🤯 Here’s the hot take: I predict in 2025 we’ll all be STRAPLESS with *telekinetic* headsets that are controlled by your brain power alone! 😱💥 Ready to ditch the knitting and run the galaxy?👽🌌 #AppleMemeMadness