📱💰 BREAKING NEWS: APPLE'S TAX ATTACK! 💥🍏 Hold onto your iPhones, fam! Apple just dropped a new mixtape called “Surprise! You’re Paying More!” 🎶🔥 Yes, you heard it right! The fruity overlord is hiking up App Store prices and slapping taxes on devs like it’s a Black Friday sale! 🤡💸 In a shocking twist, Apple is reaching out to developers in Canada, Romania, and Brazil (RIP wallets) to let them know they’re about to feel the *tax* squeeze. 🥴💀 Like, my dude, did you think we wouldn't notice? Even *Drake* is like, “Nah, fam, not like this.” 👀🚫 *Leaked quote from an Apple dev:* “I thought we were all about innovation? Now it’s like ‘Here’s your tax bill, hope you got fun coupons!'” 💵💔 But wait, there’s more! This is just the warm-up act before the main squeeze! Apple’s got its sights set on your entire paycheck. Basically, if you’re in Romania, you best start training for the Olympic games of budgeting! 🏅💪 So, here’s the hot take: in 2025, Apple will roll out the “Apple Wallet Tax,” and if you don't pay up, they’ll just delete your bank account. 💳🚀 🤖 Stonks? More like *Oof Stonks*! 😂🥴 Stay chaotic, my tech-troopers! 🚀💥