🚨📱 BREAKING NEWS: APPLE IS ON THE HUNT FOR COPYCATS! 📱🚨 So, Apple just dropped its latest App Review update like it's hot 🔥, and they're officially sick and tired of wannabe app developers trying to ride the coattails of the OGs! 💀 "Bro, it's not even THAT deep," said Steve from 'App Store Quality Assurance' (totally real quote, no cap). 🤡 In a move that can only be described as more extra than a Kardashian’s outfit, 🍭 Apple said, "We’re tightening the screws on those who think they can outsmart us with sneaky branding!" Oh, you mean those apps that look just enough like Uber but with a name that sounds like a rejected Pokémon? Yeah, THOSE. 🤢 Drake is literally pointing at anyone using a “copycat” app like, “Do better, fam.” 😂 Meanwhile, Apple is pulling an Elon and going full galaxy brain with their new rules. Just imagine a full-on App Review SWAT team busting down the doors of the latest “InstaApp” that just slaps your grandma's profile pic on a filter. 🚔💥 🔥🌌 Here’s the hot take: In a year, Apple is gonna start charging you just to THINK about downloading an app! 💰🤖 And you know it’s true! Stonks up for anyone who's betting on cryo-freezing their rage over this! 😂 Share this madness or you're just a cringe user! 👀💀✨