🔥🎉 ALARMING APPLE ANNOUNCEMENT! 🚨🍏 So, hold onto your AirPods and grab your turtleneck, fam! Apple's officially diving into the wacky world of AI web searches! 🤯💻 They’re cooking up something called "World Knowledge Answers" (💀 sounds like Siri got lost in a Wikipedia wormhole), which means Siri might finally learn how to Google stuff instead of just asking you “Did you mean...?” 🙃😅 But let's be real—after the tragic rollout of Apple Intelligence at WWDC 2024, it feels like they’re just tossing spaghetti at the wall and hoping some of it sticks. 🍝🤮 I swear I hear Tim Cook in the office like, “Guys, just throw a search function into Siri and call it a day! 😵‍💫” Rumor has it they even *tried* using Google’s Gemini, and let’s just say... that’s like trying to fit a square peg in a round hole, fam. *Drake pointing* at any other search engine like, “Nah, this ain’t it!” 😬🔍 So when can we expect this hot mess to launch? **2026**! IN THIS ECONOMY?! 💰🤣 🚀 Unhinged Prediction Alert: In 2027, Apple will release a new AI that not only searches the web but also writes your Tinder bios—because clearly, they’re aiming for a future where everything is as awkward as their product launches! 💀🤖💔 #SwipeRight #Stonks