💥🚨 HOLD UP, TECH HEADS! 🌀 Apple just dropped a $230 iPhone MANkini and it’s officially the dumbest fashion statement since Crocs and socks became a thing. You heard me right! 🤡💀 Get ready to disrobe the hot takes: CNET’s Bridget Carey strutted her stuff in this stretchy iPouch and declared it "Apple's Labubu!" Like, is this fashion or did I just stumble into a tech-themed beach party? 🏖️🏄‍♂️ *Cue intense Drake meme pointing at the "fake fashion" section.* 💰💔 For a price that makes your wallet seethe, it better come with a 5G connection and a chance to vibe on a yacht in the Hamptons! Stonks? More like stonks of questionable choices! 🤖🍕 ***“What’s next, an iPhone fanny pack FOR YOUR FACE?”*** — *an imaginary Apple developer just crying in the corner* 🤯 Here’s the tea: the more ridiculous Apple’s products get, the more we LOVE to roast them! 🍵🔥 🔥🔥🔥Prediction Alert: In 2025, Apple will release a full-body iPhone suit called the "iWear" that syncs with your brain waves! You can’t spell "fashion" without “F**K” ‘cause this will be a whole new level of cringe! 🤔💥 #MankiniMadness #AppleWhatAreYouDoing #ThisIsFine