🚨🤑 Hold onto your 🍎, fam, because Apple just *slashed* the MLS Season Pass to ONLY $25! That’s cheaper than a cold brew at your hipster café! ☕️🌈 You heard me right! For the low low price of basically two packs of gum, you can watch your favorite North American teams kick balls until the end of the season! ⚽️💥 But here’s the kicker: Apple TV+ subscribers get it for a spicy $25, while the rest of you mortals can only manage a measly $29. 🤡💀 I guess being an Apple fan is paying off? *(cue Drake pointing meme)* But wait, didn't we see it at $10 last year? It's like watching that relative who tells you how "back in my day, this was a dime!" When was the last time YOU could snag a soccer pass for McDonald's Happy Meal prices? 🍔💸 "I was coding a new emoji for the season pass, but forgot it was just gonna be a sad soccer ball," said an imaginary Apple dev who totally doesn't exist. 🤖🚀 And here’s the real tea 🍵: They’re gonna make you pay *extra* for the Messi content! 📉💔 The real drama is which other players are gonna get added to the “Messi Tax”? 🔥🔥 So here’s a hot take: By 2028, Apple’s gonna start charging you per goal scored. “Hey, you just watched your team score! That’ll be $1, please!” SO, who's copping the Season Pass? Let’s get this soccer party started! 🥳⚽️💣 #Stonks #ThisIsFine