🚨🍎🤡 BREAKING: Apple’s March Update Is THRILLING Like Watching Paint Dry! 🤦‍♂️💤 So your boy Tim Cook was like, “Let’s spice things up! 🙌” by calling DEI (Diversity, Equity, Inclusion) a “controversial” topic. LIKE, WHAT?! This ain't a high school debate club, fam! 🤔👎 Timmy, we’re not here to discuss if pineapple belongs on pizza - this is about making our AI less cringe and more chill 😤🔥 Imagine the devs in the break room: “Yo, did you see the memo? We’re apparently living in a meme now! Like, DEI? Controversial? This is fine? 🐶🔥” Meanwhile, Apple just removed *INTOLERANCE* from the list of harmful behaviors like it’s that expired milk nobody wants to touch. Bruh, what are we even doing here? Get it together, Cupertino! 🏢💸 But for real, we know what happens next: Apple’s gonna drop a new iPhone that charges itself with vibes only and has AI that’s just a glorified Siri saying “Try to understand each other, fam.” 🤖💰💔 Prediction: In 2025, Apple will release an iPhone that requires you to have a degree in social justice to unlock its full potential. 📱🧠💥 #BasedButAlsoCringe #ApocalypseNow 🍏