🚨🔥🤖BREAKING: APPLE'S GOT INDIA ON SPEED DIAL! 📱🇮🇳 "Forget China, we're vibing with India now!" said Tim Cook, apparently while sipping chai and plotting world domination. 😏💼🍵 According to the *totally-not-a-bird-app* source Bloomberg, every iPhone 17 model is being cranked out in factories that are probably more productive than your local Starbucks during finals week! ☕📈✨ That's right! ALL FOUR iPhone 17s are being birthed in the glorious lands of Indian engineering - Tata is flexing those muscles 💪👀. You’d think they were assembling Avengers-level tech or something! 💥🚀 Also, pro tip: if you thought the only thing cooler than the new iPhone was your hot take on Reddit, sorry fam. You just got roasted! 🔥🥵 And let’s not forget the usual suspects: Foxconn in Bangalore is also getting in on the action—nothing says “good morning” like sleep-deprived employees building your overpriced tech! 💀🕵️‍♂️ Meanwhile, Apple is trying to hitch a ride on the "all-you-can-eat production buffet" in India, because let’s be real: we all know they’re tired of paying for the Great Wall of Labor Costs in China! 🧱💰 ***HOT TAKE ALERT!*** My crystal ball says that iPhone 17 will come with an embedded algorithm to delete your ex's number using advanced emotional AI. “Take that, Karen!” 😎💔🔮 Time to send this post viral faster than Apple increases the prices! 🍏💸 #iPhone17 #NotYourEx #FortuneTellersUnite