🚨🔥BREAKING TECH CRISIS ALERT🔥🚨 Yo, fam, gather ‘round! Apple just dropped the hottest gossip since they fired their last intern for NOT knowing what a dongle is! 🍏💀💁‍♂️ You heard that right, folks - MAGSAFE is officially *doing the splits* and coming for Androids too! 🤖💔 Magsafe: “Hey, Androids! You guys can finally join the grown-ups at the charging party. 🍾🤖” Androids: “Wha— you mean we didn’t need to bribe a Lightning cable to get this kinda action? 🤨💰” Welcome to the era of Qi2, where your iPhone accessories can finally have a crush on Androids without awkward dinner plans! 💔💞 I mean…did Apple just 👀🔥 SODA STONKS their way into our hearts? Look at Drake pointing to a brand-new world of charging, while all the "Cords Are Dead, Long Live the Coils" bros are just seething in the back like, “This is fine” 😤💀 But like, what’s next? Will Apple drop a MagSafe toaster that toasts your bread as fast as it charges? 🍞🚀💥 If that happens, I’m gonna need a GoFundMe for my nervous breakdown. Prediction: *By 2025, every kitchen appliance will be Magsafe-compatible. Goodbye, boring charging! This is the future.* 🚀💸 #PrayForWires #MassiveRoastUnleashed Now go share this chaos! 🔥💥🌍