🚨 STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING! 🚨 It’s official—Apple's dropped a *hot* take with their new MagSafe Battery, and it’s got more twists than a soap opera! 📺💔 So, you thought you’d plug this beauty into your old iPhone? HA! Think again! The only relationship this battery supports is with the new iPhone Air—talk about selectivity! 😂💔💅 Like that one friend who only dates models 🙄. Apple said it has a feature that "could be handy”—sure, if you’re looking to keep your iPhone's love life a little more charged up than your social life! 😬🔌💁‍♂️💰 *Leaked developer quote:* “At this point, we're just committed to making people feel like they need our products, even if they're just getting an Air.” 🤖🔥 And let’s be real—the real magic here is in the marketing! They churn out these *limited* products like it's a new TikTok dance trend! It’s a *stonks* moment for Apple 🤑📈, while every Android user quietly seethes in the corner, sipping their overpriced lattes. 🔥 **Hot Take Alert!** In ten years, we’ll ALL be running off batteries powered by our tears because Apple will finally make our feelings a *subscription service*! 💧📅 Can’t wait! 🤡💀 *Share this madness to get your friends laughing and crying at the same time!*