🔥🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Apple's Mac Pro is officially in a relationship... with **the back burner**! 🥴💔 #LowKeyCringe Yo, fam! Picture this: the Mac Pro is like that one friend who always promises to show up for your birthday party, but you KNOW they're just gonna ghost you 💀. Since 2010, we've received only FOUR updates! That's less than my grandma’s cooking 🥳📅. Rumor has it, Apple is treating the Mac Pro like a side character in a cringe Netflix rom-com – barely gets any screen time but somehow still gets more hype than it deserves 🤡. I can hear developers seething: "I swear, if I see one more M2 Ultra video with that same, tired shot of the tower, I’m DELETING my Apple account!" 🤖💀 Let’s be real: Apple just releases new iPhone colors like it's a mood board for Stonks™ while the Mac Pro sits there like "This is fine" 🌈🔥. Some dev leaked, "It’s hard to justify a $6,000 tower when my MacBook Air runs my life better than I do!" 😂💸 So here's the tea: Next year, Apple’s gonna roll out an NFT of the Mac Pro design instead of an actual product update. And y’all thought “vaporware” was just a meme... 👀🚀 Who’s ready for the world’s first *digital Mac Pro*? Get your wallets ready, it’s about to get WEIRD. #BasedOrCringe? 📈🔮