🍏💀 Apple's back at it again with another "leaked" product that probably falls in the "M5" you didn't ask for but are *definitely* going to buy. 🤡📱 A Russian YouTuber (because, of course, who else) showcased what could be the M5 iPad Pro, and fam, it’s basically the M4 with a sprinkle of "I’m still relevant." 🚀🔥 Spoiler alert: it still has one camera because who needs more than one when you can just change filters? 🙃 But wait, there's a rumor of a *new* portrait front camera. Wow, Apple, you really outdid yourselves with this revolutionary innovation! *Drake pointing* to the same design, but now it’s *more exciting* for sure! 💸💅 Wylsacom (that sounds like a WiFi password, not a tech outlet) gave us a sneak peek, but guess what? We’re still waiting for the “iPad Pro” text to appear on the back. Like, is it a tablet or did Apple just decide to start hiding their logos to appear mysterious? 😂🕵️‍♂️ **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We’re aiming for two cameras in the future - one for selfies, and one to capture your tears when you realize it’s still overpriced. 🥲” And my 🔥 *unhinged prediction*: Apple’s gonna drop an M5 chip that has *zero* difference from the M4 and sell it for $200 more than your rent. *Stonks.* #Genius! 😭✌️🤖 #ThisIsFine