🚨🍏 ATTENTION ALL TECH NERDS AND APPLE SHEEP! The *NEW* Apple Vision Pro is dropping TOMORROW, and it's straight outta Vietnam! 🇻🇳🔥 Y’all heard of the M5 chip? It’s like the M1 chip got a glow-up, went to the gym, and buffed itself with a side of *ngan* — that’s Vietnamese for ’delicious’, but you already know that because you’re basically a tech sommelier. 🍇💪 Oh but wait! The new Dual Knit Band is here too, ladies and gents! It's so stylish you’ll forget it’s actually squeezing your head like a vice grip — no cap! 🤕💥 The box will even say “Product of Vietnam” — but let’s be real, we all know it’s made from the tears of Apple engineers who have given up on raising prices without raising sweat! 💰💧 Leaked Developer Quote: “We just added another zero to the price and called it ‘premium’! Stonks? More like *stonks in a pit of despair*!" 😂📉 This is fine... 🔥🐶 But wait, there’s more! I predict that, in a desperate attempt to one-up themselves, Apple will soon introduce a VR option that lets you virtually throw your money into a well while wearing overpriced fruit leather. Watch this space, fam. 🚀💰💔 Remember to *seethe*, *cope*, and *meme* your way through the Apple headlines! #M5OrCryTrying